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Post by Hiro Nakahara on Dec 31, 2015 16:49:49 GMT
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| THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE IN THIS WORLD Everything was way too new. Hiro wasn't happy about it. All shiny and easily broken. To think that years in the future it would all be so old and people would look back and try to guess what happened here. They would be history! They would live history! They would be here, be remembered through what they left behind. People would know their story, whether it was millions of years and some other intelligent species investigating or just a hundred looking back at a tragedy. It reminded him of the ruins of some of the biblical cities that were destroyed. Like Sodom and Gomorrah. How the ruins indicate that something indeed fell from the sky to cause the destruction of the city. Oh, if he only had the chance to visit those ruins himself.
For now, he had to just bide his time, however, and watch as history unfolded, and leave behind clues, deliberately so they would know what happened without as much work. Oh he was so excited! He couldn’t wait! He wanted to be around everyone, he wanted to be a part of the group, he wanted to have fun here, make it a story worth telling. He knew he wouldn’t be the main character of the history they were leaving behind, but he wanted to be there, be remembered.
The game room seemed like it would be the popular room, but when Hiro arrived it was utterly empty. Huh. Well that sucked. Hiro walked around, pressing his lips together in distaste at all of the modern, shiny, new things.
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Post by Yvette Francesca Dupont on Jan 1, 2016 3:05:10 GMT
The game room. This is were the Japanese started placing mind control into the video games they produce in order to finish Phase 3 of their plans for the bombings of Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Yvette ventured into it because of...wait. You know what. Fuck you. That's right. Fuck you. Fucking nosy piece of ass just getting inside of a girl's head like that. What the fuck are you doing? I'll tell you what you are doing: Borderline stalking. I say borderline as it is out in public, but enough harassment and you'll go to fucking prison. And that's where you'll belong. Right there with the embezzlers. All they wanted was a quick buck and they got life. Money is just some piece of cloth sewn together so that we don't have to share everything. Which is all fucking bullshit. I hate sharing with friends. It's my Thomas the Train Engine and I can damn well do what I please with it. Have you watched Thomas the Train growing up? I doubt. You probably watched Chuggington. God it's like a goddamn rip-off! Be original like Dinosaur Train. Not only does it imply that a Pterodactyl cheated on her husband with a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but, what's even more surprising, they had a kid. A kid! You know why mules exist? Because horses and donkeys are close enough in genetics in order to produce an offspring. Problem is, this offspring can't reproduce. Sad fact of life. But THE stumped-arm don't-fuck-with-me beast somehow was genetically close enough to a scaly bird. Last time I check, kindergartners can tell the difference between birds and reptiles. In fact, I know a guy with serious head trauma who could correctly identify which was the bird, which was the reptile and which drunken asshole ran him over. Guy was just walking his poodle when he got hit. I'm not joking! The dude had a poodle! You would have thought a boxer or a grey hound, but the dude had a poodle. Did he took custody over it when a relative passed? Did he have a girlfriend who wanted one? I'm not sure. I broke into his house to find out, but all I found was a mint coat and some leftover Chinese food in the fridge. The Chinese food was good, but I didn't want soy sauce breathe. So I ate the mint coat. It wasn't peppermint flavor, like I had reasonably assumed, but it taste like laundry detergent. God, that tasted bad. I decided then to head over to the supermarket and pick up some bacon. But they were all out. So I went over to a local pig farm and I asked which part of the pig I need to get bacon out of it. He said something about getting off his property, so I had to go with my gut and say he's not welcoming visitors right now. I'll have to come back later. Speaking of backs of pigs...
"PIGGY BACK RIDE!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yvette jumped on Hiro's back in full piggy back mode. I wonder where he'll take us.....
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Post by Hiro Nakahara on Jan 1, 2016 19:27:27 GMT
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| THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE IN THIS WORLD Hiro was dwelling in the silence of his own mind, thinking about the curse of the new, shiny stuff that he was currently surrounded by. He must prefer to be in some ruin or a pyramid studying the artifacts. The only thought that kept him sane at this time was the thought that years into the future all of this would be old. He would much prefer to be around someone, so he could at least talk and get out of his own head. To think he was so stupid to want to go back there as opposed to here.
“Ah!” Hiro nearly fell over when someone suddenly jumped on his back. He didn’t know who it was, but Hiro was a good sport, and well, he could tell it was a girl who shouted something about a piggie back ride. Well, he would have liked to know and be asked before giving a piggie back ride, especially seeing as he wasn’t the strongest guy in the world. After all, who would really want that sort of thing from him? Ah well, whoever it was, Hiro was going to play along with.
“All aboard the Hiro Express. Where do you want to go?” Well, if Hiro saw the person who was on his back, he’d know who it was, but for now, he was not going to pry. After all, she’d have to get off eventually and then he could know who was his passenger.
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Post by Yvette Francesca Dupont on Jan 1, 2016 22:26:15 GMT
"We're going to Disney Land!!!!!!"
Yvette couldn't wait to go to Disneyland they have Goofy and Pluto and Mickey and Snow White and Minnie Mouse and Donald Duck and Daisy and some other guys and other people....
"By the way, here's my ticket. I hope it isn't expired yet. Expired tickets leave a bad stench in my refrigerator. Or was it a book of the complete collection of Edgar Allen Poe. All I know is that there was a pit and a pendulum and granny smith apples."
Yvette handed Hiro her electroID, which contains all the appropriate information that Hiro needed. Like her name, age, talent, and her face. The one thing it didn't have was her weight. She didn't like weighting for her wait to be displayed. She shall have to write in everybody's fatness on the back of their IDs with Fuchsia Pink. Now, all she needs to do now is steel said Fuchsia color from the little old lady in the shoe. Probably trade a few bones for it.
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Post by Hiro Nakahara on Jan 2, 2016 1:43:52 GMT
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| THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE IN THIS WORLD Hiro laughed when she handed him her ‘ticket’. Yvette. The Courtroom Stenographer. Well, she seemed nice enough. Maybe they could be friends! Maybe she could be one of those who managed to keep him out of his own head all the time where he would simply spiral down into the pits of despair. Though, he had been there before and somehow he managed to get out of it. Ha. Probably because of the whole ‘discovering’ old stuff that went along with it.
He fought back a shiver.
“Ah, it seems that your ticket is indeed expired. Don’t worry, I have a ticket you can use if you would like to go to Monoworld. It’s just like Disneyworld, but there’s this black and white bear who’s pretty swell,” Hiro handed Yvette on his back his own ID which had all the same information, though it did share his weight, as he didn’t care much about that information being common knowledge. “So tell me, Yvette, would you like to take the Hiro Express to Monoworld? I can even bring you on one of the rides.” Well he had an idea, which he would probably regret if she accepted his invitation.
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Post by Yvette Francesca Dupont on Jan 2, 2016 6:15:54 GMT
"YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yvette wanted to ride on a ride! It would be fun and fun and fun and fun and fun and fun and fun!!!!
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Post by Hiro Nakahara on Jan 2, 2016 22:01:01 GMT
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| THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE IN THIS WORLD Hiro supposed that meant yes. She was excited. It was the honorable thing to do, to finish this whole thing even if he didn’t even start it. After all, how could he let a fair maiden down? No, Hiro had to be the hero and make her happy.
Hiro grinned from ear to ear and began running around the room at the highest speed he could. “Hold on Yvette,” Hiro said, to make sure she didn’t let go of him and fall off or something. That would not end well. Finally, he stopped by the bowling alley and lined himself up with one of the lanes. “This is my favorite ride in all of Monoworld! Pre-BEAR yourself for the MONOSLIDE!” As he shouted the name of his ‘ride’, Hiro ran forward towards the lane, and dived to the ground before the line to slide down the slick lanes, while Yvette held on, and he slid to the end where the bowling pins were, knocking all of them down as he did.
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Post by Yvette Francesca Dupont on Jan 2, 2016 23:39:45 GMT
"WHHHHHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Yvette hanged on as Hiro slid down until he knocked over all those stationary albino penguins standing about. Yvette just hopes that Mr. Popper decides against pressing charges.
"HOMERUN!!! YAY!!!!"
Yvette jumped up and down several times before she slipped on the floor and fell down.
"That was fun! So, do you always have this much fun when you bury the dinosaurs from prying eyes?"
Yvette honestly thinks that Archeologists bury the dinosaurs to keep up the controversy that dinosaurs are extinct. I mean, how else were they able to cast the raptors in the black market movie Jurassic World?
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Post by Hiro Nakahara on Jan 14, 2016 1:38:11 GMT
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| THE ONE AND ONLY PRINCE IN THIS WORLD Hiro groaned slightly while Yvette yelled happily, not because she was happy but because that stupid move hurt him quite a bit. Yet, despite the slight injury to himself, she seemed quite happy, and he couldn’t help but smile at her as he sat up and watched her jump up and down. However, she suddenly fell and Hiro jumped up, only to fall right back down on his butt.
“Oh, I don’t bury dinosaurs. I dig them up,” Hiro corrected her with a hearty laugh. He didn’t know why she thought they needed to bury dinosaurs, nor did he really care, as long as she knew what he did. “Then I study the dead dinosaurs and figure out their story. It’s like reading a story, but having to figure out the story as you go.”
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Post by Yvette Francesca Dupont on Jan 14, 2016 1:52:21 GMT
"Figure out the story? So are you like a CSI: Shakespeare Translator? Oh I love stories! One time, I read this story about how an entree of breadsticks costs about two dollars and fifty cents and it ended with a chocolate cake! I read it while waiting for the waitresses to read my mind and cooked my food for me. They usually asks what looks good in the book I'm reading and I always tell them about what I'm currently reading. Funny, it always seems that whatever part I'm reading in the story, I get the food associated with it. It's really strange... Anyways, what's your favorite story."
Yvette realizes that Hiro was a good guy. He was actively working against the other archaeologists from killing dinosaurs and burying them in the ground by undigging them so that the dino families can have a funereal.
Hiro Nakahara. You are doing the Stegosaurous's Work.
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